Funny Poems

Me, Myself, And I

Hey everyone, thanks for reasding my poems. I'd really like you to vote on as many of them as you can cuz I wanna move this up in the poetry and humour categories. Thankssss :)

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Hey guys,

This one is about me,

Haven't described myself,

And this poem is free to read.

I'm a swimmer,

I work pretty hard,

I'm kinda chubby,

But I'm not a tub of lard.

I'm quite athletic,

I play lacrosse too,

What you need to understand,

Is that I love the color blue.

I'm also a band geek,

I play the tuba,

And about real swimmers,

They dive, but don't need a scuba.

I'm kinda a nerd,

I do well in honors classes,

People who judge me are complete asses!

So yeah,

That's it,

That's a lot about me,

So vote on this story,

Because its free!