Funny Poems

I NEED FOOD

Lunch is next periiod,

To the dumplings that I have packed are feeling heavy in my bag,

I am so very hungry,

I need my food bad.

I need to get a good grade here,

I cannot fail this English class,

But I have to pay attention,

Otherwise there is no way I will pass.

I need those dumplings,

it is driving me crazy,

The smell of food in the cafeteria next to us...

My god, its driving me crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This kid next to me,

He is amazingly smart,

He has chips and is eating them now,

Goddamn, I really need to fart.

The bell just rang,

I run to the door,

But as soon as I get there,

All the other kids trample me and I end up on the floor.