Funny Poems

Old People

Old people, lol, old people, the thought is really funny,

They walk, or hobble around on their rollers,

Calling kids sweetie or honey,

Now they are old people, but once they were in strollers.

Started off needing help because they were babies,

Ending up needing help as...old people,

Wheelchairs with rims,

The rims that spin and spin and spin!

Old people are loving,

Some of them are hating,

But all those old farts,

They're so cute with their voices that are raspy and grating.

Old people drive the expensive cars,

With the money they have saved thoughout their life,

Its funny like my mom wearing her Indian sari,

When you see an eighty year old man in a Ferari.