The door slowly creaks open and the two cats peer inside. It is hushed, and a single baby's cry pierces the silent room.
Wikipedia: He's evil from the st...ar...t. No he's not.
They look in on an angelic baby.
Yellowfang: Is that... Is that a halo?
Wikipedia: I think so.
Yellowfang: Well that's unexpected. And his hair...
Wikipedia: It's so purrfect.
Yellowfang slaps Wikipedia.
Yellowfang: No. Puns are bad.
Wikipedia: It was worth it!
They look back at the baby.
Yellowfang: Are you sure this is the right baby?
Wikipedia: Of course I'm sure! Never doubt my sureness!
Yellowfang: *rolls eyes* Whatever. Can we leave now?
Wikipedia: Well, we must be here for a reason...
Yellowfang: Should we strangle it?
Wikipedia: No! That would change all of history!
Yellowfang: Then why are we here?
Wikipedia: I don't know. Oh! Look over there!
The two she-cats look over to see an orange tabby tom perched on the window sill. Yellowfang runs over to him.
Yellowfang: Who are you? Do you have anything to do with a time machine?
The tom looks up.
Pumpkin: What? Oh, I'm Pumpkin, the Trump family's cat. What's a time machine?
Yellowfang: Well, you're not helpful. Wikipedia, let's go home.
Pumpkin: Wikipedia? Who's that?
Pumpkin looks over at Wikipedia.
Pumpkin: *gasps* You're the most beautiful she-cat I've ever seen! YOU WILL BE MINE!
Yellowfang: WIKIPEDIA! RUN!
Pumpkin jumps down to pursue the she-cat, but before he reached the door, both Wikipedia and Yellowfang were long gone.
Pumpkin: Ah, I'm to lazy to run anymore.
Pumpkin lays down where he is and goes to sleep.
Wikipedia and Yellowfang run outside the hospital and jump in the time machine. It makes a grumbling noise and disappears.
~Written by Sushi~
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A Ballad of Yellowfang and History
FanfictionWhen Yellowfang discovers a time machine, there's only one thing she can do: Jump into it and hope for the best. Unfortunately for the time periods she visits, the time machine has a certain knack to sending cats into the most important battles and...
