Yellowfang and Wikipedia are hurled out of the machine, yet again, as they land in another stinking part of humankind's history. The scene opens on a Twoleg in a wig aboard a boat.
Yellowfang: So, Wikipedia. Where are we now?
Wikipedia: Suddenly eager to learn about history- I always knew you'd get there someday, I've always had my thoughts-
Yellowfang: No you idiot! I only know the faster this goes by the faster I'll be able to leave.
Wikipedia: Whatever. The year is 1688 the date the 23rd December, and as part of -
Yellowfang. Do you have to be so monotone?
Wikipedia: Just listen for once, As part of the Glorious Revolution to overthrow king James II of England (simultaneously King James VI of Scotland) the king is now fleeing to Paris after being disposed of, in favor of his nephew, William of Orange -
Yellowfang: William of Orange.
Wikipedia: Do you have a problem with that?
Yellowfang: Obviously. What kind of a name is that?
Wikipedia: A good one!
Yellowfang: But why? Twolegs aren't orange, they're pink. He should be called William Of Pink and Hairless.
Wikipedia: He was called that because-
Yellowfang: Nevermind, I don't care. I'm fed up with fat Twoleg Kings.
Wikipedia: But I have so much more to tell you!
Yellowfang: No.
Wikipedia: But-
Yellowfang: NO
Wikipedia: Fine. Be like that.
And with that the two sullenly walked back into the time machine, with Yellowfang glaring daggers at Wikipedia and Wikipedia sulking in the back.
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A Ballad of Yellowfang and History
FanficWhen Yellowfang discovers a time machine, there's only one thing she can do: Jump into it and hope for the best. Unfortunately for the time periods she visits, the time machine has a certain knack to sending cats into the most important battles and...
