A bright light hit the warm sunny day, the loud machine noises filling the air, disturbing the peace. The time machine slowly stopped spinning in the air and lowered to the ground softly the door opening letting Yellowfang and Wikipedia out.
Yellowfang: Finally a smooth landing for once.
A lightning bolt coming from the time machine zaps Yellowfang's tail.
Yellowfang: HEY! What ever where are we Wikipedia?
Wikipedia: This is the final battle of the American revolution; the Battle of Yorktown.
Yellowfang: YAY MORE DEATH. Even though I'm a medicine cat.
Wikipedia: Ugh are you going to let me tell you about it?
Yellowfang: Just take me to the battle.
Wikipedia: Probably not a good idea General George Washington was leading a force of 17,000 men and British General Lord Charles Cornwallis leading 9,000. You. Could. Die.
Yellowfang: Yeah whatever lets go to the battle.
Wikipedia: Fine. Follow me.
Wikipedia lead Yellowfang to Yorktown, Virginia where the faithful battle for the Americans would soon strike.
Wikipedia: Now we have to be very quiet.
Yellowfang: HELLO YORKTOWN, VIRGINIA! SHOW ME THE DEATH!
Wikipedia: What are you doing?!
Yellowfang: Looking for the death what do you think I'm doing?!
Wikipedia: We're leaving.
Wikipedia picks up Yellowfang as she struggles to get away. He flies off to the time machine seeing Native Twolegs surrounding the machine.
Wikipedia: Now would be the best time to be quiet.
Yellowfang: HEY TWOLEGS WHERE IS THE DEATH!?
Wikipedia: You have got to be kidding me.
Wikipedia swoops into the time machine as spears fly. He drops Yellowfang as the door closes as the time machine starts spinning in the air and dispersing leaving the Native Twolegs confused and upset.
Sorry for the unfunny chapter I tried. This is Dusky signing off!
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