The time machine reappears seconds later, in a different time and place. Yellowfang magically had the blood cleaned off, because that is convenient for the overly lazy author of this chapter.
Yellowfang steps out of the machine, closely followed by Wikipedia.
Wikipedia: Promise me you won't kill anyone this time. Please.
Yellowfang: I can't make any promises, but sure, whatever. *rolls eyes*
Wikipedia: *sighs*
Yellowfang: So where, or when are we now?
Wikipedia: Oh. Oh. What are you planning on doing this time? Huh?
Yellowfang: Just tell me where we are, knucklebrain.
Wikipedia: Fine. Early December, Germany, 1787.
Yellowfang: What's so special about that? And why are we in what looks like a five year old's room?
Wikipedia: Well, early December is when the Germans celebrate Christmas.
Just then the door cracks open. A large goat like man creeps in, and begins heading to the child's bed.
Wikipedia: KRAMPUS! RUN!
But before Wikipedia can get to the door, the beast stops, looks at her, and then picks her up. Wikipedia fights him, but he is both huge and, well, a beast. Yellowfang sits in the corner munching popcorn, enjoying the show.
Wikipedia: YELLOWFANG! PLEASE DO SOMETHING!
Yellowfang: *continues eating popcorn, looking away pointedly*
Krampus: Hello, small kitty. I am Krampus. I do not wish harm. Sorry, I not speak cat well.
Yellowfang: *chokes on popcorn*
Wikipedia: Wha-what?
Krampus: *tilts head* You need go outside?
Wikipedia: No, no. Not at all. Could you just maybe, um, put me down?
Krampus: Of course, dearest kitten. *gently sets Wikipedia on floor*
Wikipedia: *scurries over to Yellowfang*
Krampus: Go now? I have job.
Wikipedia: Yes, we're leaving now.
The two cats get in the time machine. Yet again, it buzzes slightly and then disappears completely.
Yellowfang: So what was that all about?
Wikipedia: Oh, a highly feared Christmas monster picked me up, was kind to me, set me down, and asked me nicely if I could leave. Nothing new.
Yellowfang: *stifled laughter*
Wikipedia: Oh, now he's going to kill the child.
Yellowfang: WAIT WHAT???
Written by Sushi, who yet again apologizes for crappy formatting because school computers are horrible.
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