The time machine materializes in a flash of blue light. Twolegs hurry around the two travelers, not seeming to see them. Neon lights blare into Yellowfang's eyes, the buttery smell of popcorn hangs in the warm air, and the very place seems permeated with a feel of happiness and joy.
Yellowfang: ...where are we now.
Wikipedia: November 18th, 2016? What is important about today?
Yellowfang: OHMYSTARCLANOHMYSTARCLANOHMYSTARCLANOHMYSTARCLAN EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--
Wikipedia: WHAT
Twolegs around them: *carry on and ignore the crazed StarClan she-cat.*
Wikipedia: STOP
Yellowfang: RHREGWEFOVDSSODAEOFAEMVAKVSDOGDKGEKG *fangirls intensely.*
Wikipedia: ...
Yellowfang: Kk done. *dashes off into a hallway, bouncing the whole way* COME ON WIKI BAE HURRY UP
Wikipedia: *silently murders her and follows*
Yellowfang: *is already sitting in the theater with popcorn as Wikipedia comes in* what took u so long slAve
Wikipedia: *ignores* Sooooo what's so important about today??
Yellowfang: *shrieks as movie starts and gets hushed by Twolegs* *whispers* it's thE OPENING OF FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM------
one hour and forty-two minutes of Yellowfang fangirling later
Wikipedia: *stumbles brokenly out into the air and steps into time machine* we. are. never. going. to. the. movies. again.
Yellowfang: *decked out in HP merch* YOU LOVED IT DON'T LIE.....*dreamily* I wanna be a wizard (:
yes
i saw fantastic beasts and iT DESERVED THIS^^ and more asdfghjkl it was so good
naturally yellowfang is a hp fangirl :) potterheads unite!!
written by leopard
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A Ballad of Yellowfang and History
FanfictionWhen Yellowfang discovers a time machine, there's only one thing she can do: Jump into it and hope for the best. Unfortunately for the time periods she visits, the time machine has a certain knack to sending cats into the most important battles and...
