Life Happens

Tony

Tony had been stuck in meetings all morning. Why in Gods name did he have to go to all of these meetings? Last time he checked Pepper Potts was the damn CEO but apparently he had to be here for this shit.

"Tony will you cheer up a bit? You're making my mood darken." Pepper whispered to him in a quiet but harsh tone as they walked down the corridor.

"Oh I'm sorry I didn't realise you had any moods other than working." Tony muttered before plastering on his signature smile and turning to face her. Bad move.

"Tony get your head out of your ass. We need you in these meetings. We are riding on a PR high right now from the battle of New York. People love you and we can use that. Stop moping around and do some God damn work."

"You're the CEO surely I'm not needed. Plus there was the whole you know Ultron and killer robot army, destroyed city. Pretty damn sure stocks took a hit after that plus Pietro is in a coma..." He was rambling and he knew it but he couldn't help it. He majorly fucked up and he was paying for it.

"Anthony...." Pepper said in a sincere tone resting her hand on his forearm.

"Seriously?"

"Fine. Take the afternoon off. Go to the tower and work on you're attitude. We have a meeting tomorrow at 9am you better show up or I will personally end you." Pepper said bitterly as she stormed off towards the elevator. What has gotten into her recently? Her mood swings are insane.

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Tony exited the elevator on the common floor.

"I am going to be doing the hundred layers of cum challenge." a female voice said

What the hell?!

Tony walked towards the kitchen area and saw Steve sat at the island on his laptop watching what looked like a YouTube video but sounded more like a porn video. Steve's face looked generally horrified.

"WELCOME TO ANOTHER VIDEO ON THE GOD DAMN INTERNET!" Tony shouted trying to do his best Calvin impression. Steve jumped out of his skin and slammed the top of the laptop down.

"Having fun are we Rogers?" Tony asked with a shit eating grin.

"Tony? W-When did you get here?" Steve asked while placing his hand on his chest above his heart.

"About a minute ago. Just as she was about to start the hundred layers of cum challenge."

"You heard that?" Steve asked sheepishly

"Yup. Now let me tell you I can easily do that "challenge" just get me an attractive male and..."

"TMI Tony Jesus I've only just woken up." Clint says as he stumbles towards the coffee pot. "It's times like this that I wish I never put my hearing aids in." he muttered to himself.

"You've only just got up? It's 2 PM birdie what have you been doing?" Tony asked.

"It was a double XP weekend and I can't pass on that man I'm nearly Colonel 100." Clint said as he poured himself a mug of coffee.

"You got a shit bucket?"

"Language, Tony." Steve said as he picked up his laptop and left the room.

"What's up with him?" Clint asked as he nodded towards the door way that Steve had just walked through.

"A hundred layers of cum apparently." Tony said casually as he reached around Clint to get to coffee pot.