All the time in the world (UsUk)

Chapter 16 - Hamburger

POV America

I walked into the conference room and sat down next to frenchy. I winced as my butt hit the plastic seat. Stupid England making me cycle here to be 'eco friendly and help the war effort' If I had known I would be forced to cycle from his house to the conference room I would not have gone to his house in the first place!

Okay I would have. But I despise unnecessary exercise, using one bit of fuel would not lose England the entire war!

However it did provide an epic escape route from the awkwardness that had engulfed us.

France raised an eyebrow.

"Problem?" He asked obviously referring to my wincing.

"Yeah, my ass hurt like hell and it's all England fault."

France seemed completely shocked at what I had just said, weirdo frenchy always finding the silliest things weird. Then a creepy, pervy smile quickly appears on his face.

"Wait a second mon ami you said England made your behind hurt. Are you being serious!? Has it finally happened!" He said smiling like crazy the look he is giving me is creeping me out even more than usual. Finally happened? What did Frenchy mean by that? I mean I know I don't like exercise but it's not that much of a miracle that England got me to cycle.

"Yeah of course I'm being serious! Why wouldn't I be and of course it's all his fault! My ass is pounding now, it has been so abused!" I said referring to the cycling.

"But you got some pleasure out of it too non?"

"I suppose I got a pretty nice view." London is a very beautiful city, not that I'd ever tell Iggy that. I love seeing his pissed off expression and hearing his crazy British swearing when I tell him that his city is a horrible, gloomy, grey, rainy, old place just like him.

Frenchy then winked at me and started laughing his typical hon hon hon laughter in his usual annoying pervy way. He really is such a strange little man.

"I knew it! I knew it would happen eventually." How had he known that England would force me to cycle here? What on earth is he on about, he really confuses me though from past experiences I know it's better not to ask.

"I always figured he'd be the bottom though interesting." Said France sounding amused.

How did France know that England always took the top bunk bed when we had a bunk bed? Also why had he made such a random out of context comment?

"It's just much easier to take the bottom, taking the top just requires so much climbing and effort you know?" Those annoying ladders, bunk beds should totally have escalators! Oh my god that is such a brilliant idea! France nodded knowingly, he must know a lot about bunk beds.

"I just always figured England would be the uke you know?" France really was making a bunch of random statements. What exactly was he talking about? Oh I know he must just be struggling with the english slightly, his first language is french. He must be asking if England plays the Ukulele. A very weird question though, he seems to be jumping from one random topic to the next. It is France though, he is one weird guy.

"England does play the uke very well actually." I respond remembering the time I'd heard him play it in his punk band.

"He plays it well huh? He just doesn't like the position?"

"Oh he likes the position very much, but he does like experimenting." I say remembering all the other positions England enjoyed playing in his punk band, he liked singing, playing the guitar and the drums. I was cut off from my thought by: "well that was a very interesting conversation Amerique, I always knew it would happen though." He said with a wink. What was that wink about? Well he is a very strange and flirty guy it must a french custom or something.