All the time in the world (UsUk)

Chapter 23 - Shipping

A/N: Really sorry about the slow updates, I have just have way too much work to be doing. Plus procrastination obviously, I will try and update more regularly.

"Wait you mean my life's not real? My whole life is a lie, and my every action is drawn by some creepy Japanese dude!" Ah! Jesus Christ the mere idea of that scared the living day lights out of me! Wait a second, what if Japan is telling the truth! My whole life is a lie!Nothing is real anymore!

"No, a human in my country called Hidekaz Himaruya found out about us and made an anime depicting some of our life events." Said Japan still in happy drunk mode.

"What! America, I bet this is all your fault! Humans aren't meant to know about us! This is disastrous!"

"Dude, it's not, my fault! Plus remember when Russia jumped out that plane yelling vodka? It was all over the papers, humans have known about us of ages!"

"Not on this scale!" Iggy yelled angrily, pouting in an incredibly cute way.

"Don't worry everyone just thinks it's an idea Hima came up with, they don't think we actually exist. They think we are just a show!"

"Thank god for the ignorance of humans." Said England with his head on the table.

"Yes England, I know it's great! And whats more is there is all this fanart and fanfic shipping us all. It's so funny and brilliant and cute!" Said Japan looking like he was positively about to explode from the cuteness, eyes sparkling, voice alit by something that sounded similar to a squeal.

"Bloody hell, now I'm scarred, fangirls in my country are terrifying! Have you ever met a directioner? They are insane!"

"Dude you cannot talk, the directioners in my country are way worse."

"You're right the beliebers in my country are a force you shouldn't mess with, they go crazy for his American accent."

"Dude, Justin Bieber is Canadian! Why does everyone keep blaming that monstrosity on me!"

"Haha that's really ironic, for once being forgotten is a good thing." Said Iggy almost falling off his chair.

"Wait dude, Japan, back to our fandom, what hellish stuff happens there? Who do we get shipped with. Who do I get shipped with? Hungary? Ukraine?" I said genuinely eager to learn.

"No America-san, if you are in any hetero ship it tends to be with Belarus."

"Ahh! Why dude why! What the hell!" I shrieked terrified, practically hyperventilating. Belarus was the last person I wanted to be in a relationship with. "I would rather be in a relationship with Russia than her!"

"People do ship you and Russia, it's one of your most popular ships actually. You actually tend to mainly get shipped with dudes! In fact everyone does. For example you also get shipped with me."

"Okay one ew, two back to the important point, who in their right mind would ever think me and Russia should even be in the same room together! Let alone in a relationship. That's like my worst nightmare!" I shiver thinking of him raising a pipe above his head, nope, no thanks, not for me, no way.

"Aw but you guys are so hot together all that dominating angst!" Said Japan really creepy look in his eyes, practically drooling. Okay press the pause button for a second. This is freaking starting to freak me the fuck out. He ships us! I mean what the hell, I've never outrightly said it but I hate Russia, he's creepy as fuck and he thinks he has a bigger dick than me! I mean come on as if! Dream on commie bastard! "You also get shipped with Canada!"