All the time in the world (UsUk)

Chapter 20 - UK

POV America

"Hey England come on let's go do something fun!"

"Ugh I wish I could but but sadly westminster is about to hold a meeting, the British parliament will soon be in session." Iggy is obviously dreading the meeting.

"Well why do you have to attend that I never go to any business in Washiton DC it's way too boring."

"You dolt you should be interested in your countries politics and know them back to front! But that's besides the point I have to go in order to talk politics with my brothers!" England looked positively appalled by the idea.

"Oh you mean your bros? I have always wanted to meet them. Can I, can I please!" England very rarely talks about them, I really want to know what they are like.

"You don't want to meet them trust me on this. But you may as well come though to help keep my sanity."

"Wait they don't bully you do they?" I say worried, wondering if I would have to beat anyone up.

"No you dolt! Well I mean they did when I was very young but then I grew and took suitable revenge. Have you ever read about the Scottish wars of independence?" The way England said this made me remember that I probably wouldn't ever have to beat anyone up for him, at least not until he'd tried himself.

"No?" I said kind of worried Iggy had a nostalgic crazy look in his eye.

"Nothing to worry about, it was mainly a bunch of crazy rulers I had, although admittedly I find some satisfaction being the top dog for once. It's probably best you don't read about how William Wallace was executed." I was now starting to remember why I had decided Iggy was terrifying. "Come now, lets head off to parliament." He said happily.

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"Engy ma wee lad, how are ye doing!" Said a slightly crazed looking man as he barged through the conference room doors, he had startling red hair and skirt. He was wearing a skirt!

"Dude why are you wearing a skirt!"

"This is nay skirt laddie! This here's a kilt and don't ye forget it!"

"Dude I ain't hating, I want one of them. I would look totally awesome in a kilt!"

"Aye! Someone finally sees sense, Engy who be this lad!"

"Stop calling me Engy! And you should know who this is you dolt, he's our biggest trading partner, this is the United States of America!"

"Iggy I know you have some kind of obsession with me but this is taking it too far, my biggest trading partner is Canada! Bros before hoes man!"

"Okay first off I am surprised you even remembered Canada's name Mr brother of the year, and second off if anyone is the best brother it's me! Me and my brothers are in a union and we make up a country! Are you and Canada making up a country? Or are you two separate countries! My brothers are my biggest trading partners they are just not counted as such because we make up a country! And I am not a hoe thank you very much I am a gentleman." Said England turning up his nose.

"Ah so this is the lad you've been sucking up to for all these years!" Said Scotland checking me out his eyes roaming my body.

"I have not been sucking up to anyone!" England yelled hotly. I just stood there smiling happy with an amused expression on my face.

"Oh you so do, you love him, you love him you really, really love him! N. I back me up here!" The Scotsman yelled across the room at another red head who had just entered the room. This one was shorter and had a more ginger tone to his hair rather than a dark crimson. He was currently being harassed by yet another ginger but her hair was a lush dark red and was a lovely long wave of crimson.