Elliot was awoken by his pet wolf Fluffy trying to eat him. He sprang out of bed to grab his homemade IKEA table and went over to hit Fluffy. "DOWN FLUFFY! DOWN! I SAID DOWN!" After Elliot was finished Fluffy finally went back to his little cage thingy.
Elliot saw that the sun has risen outside and smiled. He started doing the daily things he usually does. Elliot got his KFC spork to chop down the many bonsai trees in his cabin. As he was doing that someone knocked on the door.
Elliot got up and opened it to reveal Mandy! "Hey, Mandy what ya up to?" Many smiled "Oh nothing much just kidnapped B D Wong." Elliot was shocked "You had enough time to kidnap B D Wong, but you didn't get Olivia, too?!" "I'm sorry, I just saw him through a window 14 feet's away from where I was standing on top of a building." "Oh, OK makes sense." Elliot shrugged. "Don't you have a cardboard cutout of Olivia anyway?" They both turned to look at the Olivia Benson cardboard cutout that was half bent over with cum stains all over it. Elliot frowned "Yeah, but I want the real Olivia." "Well next time you go into town you can pick her up on your jet ski." "That's a great idea!"
Mandy looked around and asked "So, you wanna see him?" Elliot smiled "Yeah." Mandy went back to her cabin and dragged the cage with B D Wong in it back to Elliot's. "Here he is!" Elliot bent down to face level with him "Does he bite?" "No." "Ok, you can let him out." Mandy let B D out and as soon as he got out Fluffy jumped out of his cage thingy and started to attack B D. "ELLIOT WHAT IS HE DOING TO MY HUSBAND?!" Elliot grabbed the IKEA table "FLUFFY DOWN GET DOWN!!!!" Fluffy bit B D on the leg and dragged him back to his wolf den to feed his family. Mandy screamed and started making dinosaur noises and raptor ran back to her out. Elliot sighed "He just got ate. I need to start hitting Fluffy harder. Damn, nature you scary." He went back inside to grab his banjo and sat on his porch singing The Devil Is Everywhere.
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Is B D really dead? Will Mandy be ok? Is the devil everywhere? Find out next time on Total Drama Island! (Jk just find out in the next chapter)
