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"Boobs." and thus Elliot proceeded to say titties. He rolled over on his bed and saw Mandy staring right at him with B D Wong on the other side of her. She smiled and said "Pumpernickel!" Elliot screamed and scattered off the bed. "Did we have a threesome!? Cuz back in the Nam this might have worked cuz B D could help us kill the Viets, but I got Liv as my personal fuck toy. Cuz that's what women are."
Mandy got up with B D on her back "Nah, we just came here cuz this crazy bald named Andy came and shot the cabin up."   B D Wong said "Yeah, he almost shot me cuz he thought I was a Kamikazi." Elliot sighed "You two nigger faggots out of my cabin right now or imma kill you with my KFC spork!" Mandy and B D got on a random plane to go make 9/11 happen again, but to the Empire State building.

Elliot was happy he could finally continue with his festunities. He went around to every room in the cabin dancing like a little magical sprite with his KFC spork in hand acting as a wand and saying "Titties Sprinkles." He finally spun into the living room hearing gunshots and zombies. He saw Olivia playing a video game really intensely, so he snuck up behind her and yelled "TITTY SPRINKLES BITCH!" She screamed "RAPE!" And punched him with the XBox controller. "Fuck you, you Jew!" She calmed down "Sorry, El you scared the hamster right outta me." "It's okay."

"So, Liv what are you playin player?" She paused the game "COD World of War, duh." Elliot wanted to play "Teach me o great and wise woman." She pointed at the controller and  told him where everything was "Now press A so we can play together." He pressed "A" multiple times, but nothing happened "Why won't it work!?" "Oh, wait I'm pressing B." Olivia sighed and shook her head. Suddenly they heard stuff outside. Olivia went to look and gasped "Elliot the game came to life! They're fucking Nazi Zombies outside!!" The bald guy Andy randomly came in a dropped off some Thompsons then flew away. Elliot ran outside and yelled "Liv, get on the jet ski!" They both did and he said "Fuck it." Started shooting and ran them over with his jet ski. One of the dying ones started trying to climb up to them by stroking Olivia's leg. Liv scoffed "Um, excuse you I have a husband! I ain't no hoe. El, deal with this fucker." Elliot rolled up his sleeves "I'll show you a thing or two about a thing or two." He dragged the zombie behind the tree ready to blow its brains out, but it got a little handsy. One thing led to another and Elliot ended up getting a nasty bj by the Nazi Zombie. Then he shot it. He zipped up his pants as he walked back to Olivia "Welp, better cross that off the ol' bucket list."

They went back inside together and Olivia said "You wanna fuck? Cuz we didn't get to last night" "Dick yes! That's what you'll be saying." They entered the bedroom and as they were ready to fuck, Olivia found the hamster that came out when Elliot scared her. "Hey El turn around for a sec." As he did that he started singing Turn Around. Liv picked up the hamster and shoved it right up his ass. "Ooooo kinky dinky." "Yep, I shoved a hamster right up your hamster hole." Liv rode Elliot as that hamster named Evan slowly died inside him.






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Wow, what even happened in this cherpter????? Elliot and Liv might have to go to a fuck addiction meeting like guys c'mon. RIP Evan 😢😢😢😢.

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