Elliot was walking around his cabin looking for his little oranges. But he couldn't find them anywhere! He looked in the bedroom first, and he got up close to Fluffy's skeleton. He asked Fluffy "Did you steal my little oranges? Huh? You little fluffbutt!" Fluffy said nothing. Elliot quickly apologized "I'm sorry buddy, I know you have never done that. You'll always stay loyal to me." After that deep talk to Fluffy's skeleton he stormed into the couch sitting area where Live was currently eating the little oranges and asked "Liv! Have you seen my little oranges!?" Liv swallowed "No, but I think I saw Mandy take them to go feed B D Wong." Elliot gasped "Of course that bitchfart would take my little oranges!" With that he stormed over to Mandy's cabin.
When he got in there he found Mandy, B D Wong, and Vladimir Putin playing war. No not the card game. They were playing The Nam War with other people. Elliot was about to speak, but three bombs hit and Mandy screamed "BACK IN THE NAM WE CALL THAT A THREE WAY!" Explosions happened and everything was magically cleaned up. Elliot looked at them "Ight, the jizz is up. Who took my fucking little oranges!?" Vlad put up his finger "Uh, I think it's 'the jig is up' not the jizz. "Elliot whipped his head around "No one asked you, you damn commie!" Vlad was offended and said "Did you just assume my gender?" Then rode his Ritz cracker out of the cabin.
Mandy turned her head toward Elliot "Yo, El I didn't take your little oranges! I promise. BFF dick/pussy bump?" Elliot smiled "Dick/Pussy bump." After that he pointed his finger accusingly at B D Wong. "What about you Ching Ching? Did you take my little oranges?" B D Wong pulled a shovel out of his ass "No, no it wasn't me. I'm far too busy attending to my rice picking." He got on a random rice hat and started picking some rice plants. Elliot wasn't convinced, but he let it slide this time. "Well, if someone doesn't get me little oranges in at least 15/20 minutes, I'm going to cut off my ear!" He pulled out some scissors. Mandy panicked and threw a dead baby to knock the scissors out of his hand. "Hold on, lemme get you some." Mandy saddled up B D Wong and rode him into town and back.
She got back in the cabin with a sack of what looked like little oranges to Elliot. Mandy smiled "They ran out if little oranges so I got you a sack of stale hamburger buns!" Elliot grabbed them and took a bite. "Mm close enough. Thanks Mandy and B D."
Elliot went home with his sack. He set it in the kitchen. "Hey, Liv. I'm bored you wanna fuck?" He said as he went into the bedroom. "Yeah." He went over and kissed her, and smelled her breath after. "Wait a minute....YOU ATE MY LITTLE ORANGES!" Olivia smiled awkwardly "El, I was really hungry." Elliot started giving her the heimlich maneuver "I. WILL. GET. ONE." She eventually hacked one up which Elliot ate right as it flew out of her mouth. Liv was breathing hard "What the fuck, El?!" Elliot kissed her and smiled "Thank you sweetie. And never eat my little oranges again." With that Elliot fell asleep and left Live wondering 'Who the fuck loves little oranges as much as I love milkshakes?'
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Awwwww love, they both have an unhealthy obsession with food. That return of Mandy and B D tho. 👌👌👌👌😄. Just remember not to eat Elliot's little oranges or he will get them out of you.
