Elliot was by himself today because Olivia had to go kill the boys in the yard that were stealing her milkshakes. So, Elliot decided to take a walk through the mountain woods area thing. He packed a snack, a bike. Yes you heard me. A bike.
He started walking with his bike, and heard a strange noise. Elliot would know that noise anywhere. "Ahh, dickballs! You again!" "That's right! It is I, Witch Tom Cruise!" Let me explain, While Elliot was still a cop and he was up late working on a rape case with Liv
Witch Tom Cruise appeared and said he could help. Olivia believed him. Once Tom gained her trust he cast a 1/2 hour spell on her that made her look like Kathy. It made Elliot throw up every time he looked at her. He would never forgive Tom. "What the funyon are you doin' here!?" Witch Tom Cruise evilly laughed "I have come to cast a 1hour spell on you." Elliot gasped. Tom got a tree branch and said "Flerpiclerpodipicious!" This spell would make Elliot trip balls for the rest of his walk.
Since Elliot be trippin’, his tummy started making the rumblies that only a bike could satisfy. His bike got ate by him, but it wasn't enough. He continued to walk in search of food.
Elliot's POV
I saw a coonbear in the bushes. And thought 'Hey, that would feel good in my tummy.' So, I pulled out my bat with nails in it, and snuck up behind the coonbear. I bashed in its face and beat the insides out. I picked it up and started eating its intestines. "Mmm has rabies. Tastes just like pussy."
End Of Elliot's POV
Elliot somehow made it back to the cabin without any injuries. When he got to there he found Olivia in the house with the decapitated heads of the boys who stole her milkshakes from the yard. "Hi Liv I ate this coonbear today that tasted like pussy." Liv narrowed her eyes "Better than my pussy?" "NO! Nothing tastes better than your pussy, except everything else." She smiled and kissed him. There was a knock at the door "THIS IS THE NYPD, WE ARE HERE TO ARREST THE LADY WHO KILLED THE BOYS IN THE YARD!" Liv panicked "El, go say something." "Kk, you go hide, I love you!" He went and opened the door a crack and said "Uhhh, we are both sick, so never come back. Cough cough cough cough cough cough door slam." And yes he really did say "cough cough cough cough cough door slam".
Then Elliot and Liv drank milkshakes all night.
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Sorry, about delayed chapters. Hoped you liked this chapter. FYI don't steal Liv's milkshakes.
