Elliot's POV
It's been a day since Fluffy left with B D Wong. I have been a little bit depressed without him here trying to eat me. *Flashbacks of Fluffy trying to eat Elliot and Elliot beating him with the IKEA table with the song Careless Whisper playing in the background* "Eh, he'll come back eventually." I say to myself. I went to go sit down, but I saw a random calendar on my wall. I looked at the day and realized IT'S TUESDAY!!!! I got super happy because every Tuesday Mandy and I have tea parties! I put on my princess crown and pink tutu.
I walked into Mandy's cabin to see that she already had the table set up with all the teacups, sugar cubes, and scones. She smiled at me and pulled out my chair "Hi, princess El! You look beautiful today." I blushed "Awww thank you Mandy!" I took a sip of tea "P double eww this taste terrible!" And I spit it all over her face. "Thank you, I made it myself. "Can I have some sugar?" I asked "Sure!" Mandy said then threw it at my face. "Thank you."
Mandy looked around "So, is the devil......" I sighed "Yes, the devil is everywhere." All of a sudden the devil came through the floor and said "Yes, Elliot I am everywhere. I see everything and I mean everything. By the way, you really need to get a new Olivia Benson cardboard cutout. Aight PEACE OUT MAH NIGGAS!" With a smoke bomb the devil skateboarded out of the cabin.
I was so confused, but before I could say anything I heard Fluffy howl. I stood up and yelled "FLUFFY!" Mandy got on all fours and fucking horse sprinted to the cave where B D Wong and Fluffy were. I followed her.
When we got there B D Wong, though he now looks like Poop Puke Wong was kinda half dead and Mandy grabbed his leg with her teeth and dragged him back to her cabin. I looked farther in the cave and patted my thigh "C'mom Fluffy it's time to go home." He slowly came out of the cave and paused. Then he lunged at me! Good thing I brought my lucky IKEA table "FLUFFY DOWN! YOU STUPID FUCK GET DOWN!" He stopped moving "Ahh, I think that did the trick." I grabbed his tail and dragged his body back to my cabin smiling.
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I don't even fucking know what happened in this chapter, but the next one might just be pure crack. See you next time!
