Elliot woke up feeling spectacular. He was so happy that Fluffy didn't try to attack him (partly because Fluffy is dead). Elliot put down a food bowl beside Fluffy's decaying carcass "Wooweee, Fluffy you need to eat more you're basically skin and bones!" Then, he proceeded to do his daily things like eat, cut down bonsai trees with his KFC spork (his only kitchen utensil mind you that), and fuck his Olivia cardboard cutout. Sadly he fucked it so vigorously that it snapped it half. Today he decided that he was going to ride into Manhattan on his jet ski to get the real Olivia.
Elliot's POV
I went outside to get on my jet ski when I heard a squirrel say I was a dumbass. I whipped my head around to face the little fuck "Don't you fuckin' talk to me that way! And don't you have the Nut Job sequel set to get to?" The squirrel sighed "You dipshit! You can't drive a jet ski in the snow." Then it flipped me the bird. I got so mad that I pulled out my vacuum and shot it right in the head. "That'll teach you not to talk shit to Elliot Stabler." I got on and started driving to Manhattan.
I finally arrived at the precinct and went in to find Liv. As I was looking for her under the desks I heard someone say "Is that Stabler?" I sat in a chair and saw Fin and Sandra. I smiled "Hey, Fin and Sandra! Long time no see." I went up and bro hugged Fin, but Sandra looked confused "Elliot don't you remember? I'm John Munch." I narrowed my eyes "Nooo, your name is Sandra." "No, my name is John! You used to just call me Munch." I looked over at Fin and semi-whispered "I think age is catching up to him. He's cray-cray." Sandra and Fin looked at each other then looked at me and said "No, Elliot you're crazy." I looked around and asked "Hey, do you know where Liv is?" Fin looked at me like I was insane. "You have been sitting on her this whole time!" I got up and turned around "Oh, Liv! Didn't feel ya there." She rolled her eyes "That's okay. So, why are you here?" I picked her up and kissed her hard. "I love you!" She smiled and kissed me back "I love you, too!" I smirked "You wanna go back to my cabin and get rowdy in the sheets?" She grinned "Yes!"
I picked her up and ran outside. I got on my jet ski and so did she. "This thing must have up to 0 miles on it because it's a fucking jet ski! El, you can't drive that in the snow!" I revved up the engine "Watch me." and drove us back to my cabin.
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Find out what happens sex time 😏 👉🍩.
