The next day I walk into school with so much confidence.
My first period is World History which talks about how awful Mexicans are and how it's just a fact that Muslims are all terrorists.
My teacher is so smart! He was giving us advice on what to do if a Mexican is in the same room as us. Like RAPE ALERT!
Apparently we are supposed to find a police officer or call 911 and have the person arrested. I like that idea.
I look down at my red plaid skirt and my neon pink leggings and my Mary Hane style shoes.
I'm very fashionable today. I hope that Justin will notice.
I gather up my things from my first class and line up at the door. My next class is architecture. We are going to look at blueprints for a wall to separate the US and Mexico. I'd say this is my favorite class.
I go to my locker and open it. Pictures of Pete Wentz and Brandy Beersack are hanging up in there along with puppy magnets. I like my locker because it expresses me: hardcore pastel grunge emo tumblry.
I even got the school custodian to paint my locker pastel blue. It's very stylish.
I grab my books for my next class and walk down the hallway to room C5.
On my way to it I pass Hillary and her friends.
Hillary holds up a big wooden sign with something taped to it.
"Look at this nude LIKE ERMAHGAWDDDDD!1!1!1!1" she screams.
"A leaked nude?!" I ask her and run up to her group.
She turns it towards me..
Oh.
Well then..
That's me.
"But that's...me...wait how did you get that?" I ask as I sweep my hair out of my eyes, but I end up knocking my toupee off of my head. "Fuck!" I exclaim as I pick it up, meanwhile Hillary and her boyfriend laugh at me.
"You're one shitty ass Republican." Hillary cackles like a witch as she struts down the hall way.
Hillary does have a nice ass. But I'm all for Justin.
Suddenly someone taps on my shoulder. I freeze. Then I turn around.
"Hi," says Justin with a smile.
"Oh hi baby-I mean Justin." I say with a sly smile.
"Want to walk to class together?" He says and I obligingly grab his hand.
"Oh yes babe-I mean Justin" I correct myself and blush.
Justin is so Kawaii.
A/N
Keep in mind that this was written as a complete joke XD
I'm not weird or creepy. Well I'm not creepy. And anything I say in this isn't serious. And if you're easily offended I recommend you don't read any chapters in the future or else you might be TrIgGeReDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
JK.
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