Okay so like I'm so so so sorry that I haven't updated this in such a long time but I will try to be better about updates.
Anyways, here is chapter six!
Dear diary,
Today Hillary bullied me because I won the presidential election. It made me sad and to be honest, she really dulled my sparkle.
Bernie left school a while ago and I hear that he moved to Ireland to be a sheep farmer. That's good for him I guess.
I hope that Hillary doesn't dull my sparkle for much longer.
Love,
Donald.
RAWR XDDDD
Today is the day when I will be moving all my stuff into the whitehouse. I'm excited! I'm going to turn the Lincoln bedroom into my own private room dedicated to my collection of sparkley crocs.
Crocs are fantastic footwear and even though they get a bad rep for whatever reason, I still love them.
I walked inside of the giant house. The main entrance is my aesthetic tbh. It's so tumblry.
People are protesting me outside of the whitehouse gates. I feel special.
I order around my servant, George, and start setting up my bedroom. Sparkly crap here and there and TA DA! It's done!
I lie on my canopy bed and go on my phone. Justin texted me!1!1!1!1!
Justin: Hi! Congrats on becoming president. I didn't vote for you but I think you'll make an okay leader.
Me: Rawr XD ^_^ thnks a lot!1!1 im so exited to build a wall.
Justin: I heard a rumor that your running mate hates gay ppl. Do you 2?
Me: NO LOL I LOVE DA GAYS XD I AM GAY
Justin: cool me 2 XD
MY KAWAII JUSTIN IS GAY LIKE ME? THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVAAAA
Me: well would you like to marry me and be my shrexy husband first man?
Justin: SURE LETS DO IT!
I feel like a flower crown!
YAY!
Our wedding will be so fucking tumblry!1!1!1!!1!1!2!1!1!1
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