Today was a good day.
Except for the leaked nudes which are making their way around the school.
Hillary is mean.
I walk inside my neon orange mansion and my mother places a plate of cookies shaped like dicks in front of me.
"Thank you mommy! Rawr xxx" I smile at her and she smiles back at me with black teeth/bat fangs.
I grab my plate of cookies and walk up to my pastel grunge emo room. I close my door and throw darts at my Bernie dart board. I don't like Bernie. He's friends with Hillary and they bully me.
I take of my pastel purple Doc Martens and put my feet on my desk and chew on a cookie.
I turn on my radio and listen to BOTDF They're such a hardcore band!1!1!1!1!
My favorite song, Ride comes on and I dance a bit to it. I'm a good dancer I think. Ballet makes me feel pretty and graceful. Like an emo princess.
Rawr 🐯 XXXD
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