'hi, i'm Kaitlyn delury. im running for miss teen nevada. i like to spend my time reading, teaching children, studying,and practicing for upcoming pageants." i said, lying to the entire crowd about who i truly was. they didnt know i hated to study and the last book i read was so gory,the person threw up reading it. and no - i havent taught any children.
i could see brendon silently cracking up from the wings at all the lies he knew i was telling the clueless crowd. for some reason i was nervous (which i never am before pageants) but his smile eased my nerves.
the thing about the crowd is that it consists of the same groups. the old ladies who never let you forget that they one that pageant in their "golden days" (even if it was by default),mrs urie or the pageant director who wouldnt stop barking orders to "save the show", the perverts who only wanted to see boobs, the judges (Duh!), and the crazy parents who live vicariously through their uninterested children.
and damn, my mother fit perfectly in the las group, if that wasnt already obvious.
i shook off my nerves (mainly because of brendons admittedly adorable smile and or laugh) and continued my speech/ absolute complete crazy huge lie.
"my favorite food is organic kale chips"
thats a lie, my favorite food is freeze pops (preferably everyones least favorite flavor, also known as orange)
"my favorite book is withering hights"
lie! its the shining
"and i want to win miss teen nevada to represent my beautiful state and make everyone proud. thank you!!"
hah- lie. see the pattern here? and i was only doing this so my mom wouldnt beat the living shit out of me.
i blew kisses and waved and walked off the stage, waving goodbye.
brendon walked past me and got on the stage.
'that was my best friend aka the absolutely beautiful kaitlyn delury!"
my cheeks turned as red as mrs uries tacky/ ugly red lipstick, the beautiful best friend part wasnt scripted, and damn well everyone in that crown knew.
was i growing feelings for him?
no!!! no no no!! abort mission!!
brendon boyd urie
you are officially gonna be the death of me
YOU ARE READING
BEAUTIFUL - BRENDON URIE
Fanfiction•mama said, 'you're a pretty girl, what's in your head, it doesn't matter...'• • *this story name has been changed from pretty hurts to beauty killer*
