BEAUTIFUL - BRENDON URIE

5 i kicked that asshole right in the balls

pageant practice went by...pretty odd.

brendon looked miserable but somehow found a way to always be near me...weird.

I walked out of the church, still wearing my pageant dress although it was pouring rain.

all the girls had left earlier, but Mrs. Urie kept me a half hour later because she wanted to be able to tell me "how much true potential I had in the pageant industry"

I didn't even know where brendon went, he was probably flirting it up with one of the girls or their brother.

just as I was walking out a body emerged from the shadows.

"hey" it was mr.taylor.

"um hi?" I asked, laughing awkwardly.

"I waited for you" he said, smiling evilly.

I leaned against the church, arms crossed and trying to look cool and nonchalant, although I was terrified.

"w-why....." I asked.

"I've had my eyes on you ever since I started teaching. you're beautiful and I know that if we did anything together you wouldn't day anything to the principal...isn't that right" he said.

"go away" I said.

another shadow emerged.

brendon.

now this is the part of the story when you're guessing brendon is going to "save the day", right?

yeah no, I can save my own day.

"brendon leave" I said, not taking my eyes off of mr. Taylor.

"what the fuck- no way!" brendon said.

mr Taylor got closer to me
"want me to deal with him" he asked.

I got an idea.

I grabbed mr. Taylor's red tie and pulled him in closer, feeling his hot breaths on my neck.

and as soon as our bodies were together like glue...

BAM

I kicked that asshole right in the balls.

I grabbed Brendon's arm and pulled him away to the parking lot

"RUN"