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Update on what's going on.

Hey guys! It's Jeffery here, and I have some explanations to do.

Most of you know that I was in the army thing for 5 days, and that I returned home almost a week ago.

The reason you haven't been updated on my own real life adventure is because I only had two days to recover from the army thing before I started my school year.

This year I'm in 11th grade, which means I have part of the finals this year as well as ton of work in and out of school.

It been only a week of school and I'm already up to my ears in homework and schoolwork.

I'm sorry for all those who were hoping for a real update but it may take me a while to publish one, sorry.

In the meantime, I will tell you what I've been through in the week before my school started, or in other words, the army thing.

When we arrived to the base we immediately were ordered to stand in four lines, two of male, and two of girls.

Before we were let into the base we were told how to stand in 'hakshev'. A stand which I soon learned to hate.

The stand is pretty simple. Your feet must be in a v position, with the back of youre legs touching, and youre water bottle next to youre left foot. You hands go in a diamond form behind youre back, and must be above youre belt line.
Sounds simple, right? Wrong.

After that we had to stand in that form while the vice commander of group 2 devided us to teams. The teams were 1-13 when 1-7 are group 1 and 8-13 are group 2.

I was in team 13. We got a nice commander, who was experienced.

After that, we went and got our uniforms.



This uniforms are extremely hot and the weather was hot as well. Not a good combination.

The uniforms must be in perfect form, and at this point every little slip-up would send us to do pushups.

The buttons must be perfectly closed, and the shirt must be inside the pants.

Even a standing slip up sent people to do pushups. There was a slight space between the back of the feet, or between the left foot and the water bottle, the tips of youre fingers are on the belt line instead of above it, and much more.

After listening to a few other speaches, we finely got the shower-break. That's an hour long break where you get to shower, hang out with people, and do other things.

The showers there were horrible, there was 1 bathroom-shower area to all the girls there, and I didn't say this earlier but every team was consisted of 10-14 members, so there were 13 teams, so 7 of the teams were girl. So the shower area consisted of 3 toilet stalls, 4 shower taps, and a small dressing area with a small way to walk in between. The shower taps had no stalls, and only one of them was working properly, the three others were only dripping small amount of water. The water was always cold, and there was nothing anyone could do about it.

So yea, after the break we had a small thing to do either as a team or the group and sometimes the entire camp.

After that we were sent to sleep. Your commander was standing guard at the door for as long as he/she thought needed, and if you did anything but sleep, they would take you outside to stand still for a few minutes, the more that are taken outside, the longer they stand.

That consisted of my first day there, if you'll like I will continue the adventure telling on my book 'Tags an' sh*t'.

Sorry for no updates.

Love ya peeps,
Porolady.