"Well, he's certainly a...interesting individual..." Dylan says
"Dylan, interesting isn't even the word to describe this man." I respond
"Haha, yeah I guess you've got a point there... Hey! You know Dick Van Dyke? That guy who used to have his own show back in the...60's I think... He's supposedly confessed to being the Zodiac Killer."
"What?!?! That sounds ridiculous but...I might as well look into it... There's no harm in that right?"
"Nope. No harm at all."
I go to the google search bar and type "Dick Van Dyke Zodiac". After that I see a site called the onion. I click it.
According to the website Dick Van Dyke says;
" I am the Zodiac."
"The murders, the taunting calls to the police, the letters, the cryptograms sent to local newspapers—that was all me. I just assumed someone would put the pieces together at some point, but I never got credit for any of it."
"All those books about the Zodiac Killer, and not one mentions the eyewitness accounts of the murderer as a gangly, loose-limbed man with a toothy grin and a spring in his step who would whistle as he approached his victims, arms akimbo."
"There was brief time when I thought Julie Andrews was on to me. One time she found me in my dressing room caked in sweat and muttering to myself about the thrill of hunting humans, and I could tell it made her uncomfortable. I've got to hand it to her, though—right after that she went out there and nailed 'Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' in one take. But that's the kind of professional Julie was. She never let stuff like that affect her performance."
"Even now, though, I'll occasionally take a part in a movie, and I plan to keep killing people as long as I can. The truth is, I'm really good at it. I killed three people yesterday. And I hope to kill more today."
The onion even says that Dick Van Dyke said he soon found himself juggling two full-time occupations. He would commute regularly between Los Angeles and the Bay Area, commit murder, send cards to the San Francisco Chronicle signed with the Zodiac Killer's signature crossed circle, and then come home just in time to appear in his next film.
It also says that one of the Zodiac Killer's ciphers said "HI I AM DICK VAN DYKE FROM TV AND FILM I AM THE ZODIAC KILLER."
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Mystery / ThrillerSariko Kagame is an ordinary woman who lives an ordinary life. Well kinda. She works at the IUC which stands for Investigators of Unsolved Crimes. She receives cases that have been unsolved or have went "cold". The Redhead Murders? Yep she solved it...
