((These were kinda-sorta the same thing so :/))
How did both of you become "it"?
When did it become a thing and why?((I'm assume this is what you meant? If not I have no clue what you meant.))
T: Oh! Wow! It's actually a REALLY long story....
J: I'm sure they have t-
?: *pushes them both over* Okay! So before these two start some bullsh*t lie about how romantic it was, I'll tell you what really happened.
T: Adam?!?! (to Jason) D-did you tell him?
J: No.....
A: Please guys, I'm not stupid. I was there.
Ty: *poof* AND SO WAS I!
T: HOW DID YOU PEOPLE GET INTO MY HOUSE?!?!
A: That doesn't matter! Now lets get on to the story!
J: WAIT WAIT WAIT! THIS IS ME AND TYLER'S ACCOUNT. WE ANSWER THE QUESTIONS.
T: YEAH! Get your own!
A: No! The mun's too lazy for that!
J & Ty: Mun?
((LEAVE THE FOURTH WALL ALONE AND GET ON WITH IT! YOU KNOW NOTHING!))
A: Wait....what was I talking about? Oh yeah! Well, it's actually a lot less interesting than your'e probably expecting. So, Tyler had this HUGE crush on him...
T: IT WAS NOT HUGE!....WAIT YOU KNEW?
A: Dude, you made it kinda obvious. You had a f***ing binder filled with pictures of him sleeping and sh*t.
T: W-WHAT? YOU FOUND I- I MEAN NO I DIDN'T! SHUT UP!
J: ....A binder full of WHAT? O.O
T: N-nothing! Back to the story please!
A: So we were recording Pixelmon and-
J: WAIT! Can we please talk about why Tyler has a binder full of pictures of me sleeping?!
T: HAD, Jason. I HAD a binder full of pictures of you sleeping. I burned it before you came over.
J: .........
T: STOP JUDGING MEEEE!!!!!
A: Look, I know this is some big revelation but we still haven't answered the question yet and we're at 318 words.
Ty: What?
((THE FOURTH WALL IS JUST CRUMBLING AT THIS POINT...))
T: Okay, okay, tell the story.
*Door Opening*
T: HOLY SH*T SHE'S HOME! EVERYONE! OUT! SAVE YOURSELVES!!!!!!!!!!
((...I totally didn't avoid the question....nope.....No but seriously I'll answer it at some point! Just not yet! XD))
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