JulesDarizino's Question

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Why do you like Jason?

M: *shrugs* I dunno, really. He just-

T: NEXT. DISNEY. PRINCESS. THAT'S WHY. ONE TIME WE WENT CAMPING, A BEAR STOLE OUR FOOD, HE TRACKED IT DOWN AND IT F-CKING HUGGED HIM. A BLACK BEAR F-CKING HUGGED HIM OUT OF NO WHERE. LIKE, ACTUAL HUG, NOT TACKLE OR ANYTHING. IT'S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR AN ANIMAL NOT TO LIKE HIM. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

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