I dare Tyler to run out on the streets with a flaming piece of wood and scream at the top of his lungs "THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIRRRRREEEEEE"
T: *holds up magically appearing flaming wood* Okay!
J: ...This cannot end well.*grabs fire extinguisher*
T: Oh calm down. I can-*accidentally sets couch on fire* AHHHH!!! F-CK!!! F-CK!!! F-CK!!!
J: *puts out fire* ...Your gonna die.
T: No I won't. *walks out door*
J: IF YOU SET THAT ELDERLY COUPLE'S APARTMENT ON FIRE I SWEAR.
T: *turns around* I won-
J: OH SH-T*grabs stick* You almost set yourself on fire! I'm carrying this until we get outside.
T: B-
J: No.
*when they're outside*
T: *grabs stick and starts running around* TH-*fire goes out*....it's too damn cold.

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