Jason: Do the thing you were talking about earlier! Please, I believe in you!
J: Shhhh. Soon. Just wait. I'm gonna do it on valentines day.
Tyler: Hopefully you will understand soon.
T: *sigh* It's gotten to you guys too? Why is everyone acting so weird and secretive all of a sudden?
Mow: Buy a tux and a camera.
M: Already got the camera, but the tux is gonna have to wait. I spent all my money on candy crush lives.
J: ...Since when did you have a phone? Wait...since when did you have money?
M: You'd be surprised at how much those girls on the internet'll pay for pictures of you two cuddling and kissing and stuff. Locks of hair sell a lot too.
T: ...You've been selling pictures of us online?!?!
M: And locks of hair. Maybe one or two clothing items. One time a chewed up piece of gum. They'll buy anything with your DNA on it if they don't care for pictures.
J: Oh my f-cking god.
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