AskAshleyMariee's Dares

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by AskMunchingUniverse

I dare Tyler to do the knife song game.

J: If he cuts off a finger you're paying the hospital bill.

T: It's fine, Jason! I'll just use a plastic knife!

J: ...Tyler, you've managed to almost strangle yourself with a teddy bear, that's not comforting.

T: Well too bad I gotta do it. *takes out plastic butter knife*

Oh, I have all my fingers
The knife goes Chop Chop Chop
If I miss the spaces between
my fingers will come off
And if I hit my fingers, blood will soon come out
But all the same I play this game, cause that's what's it's all about!

No you can't use a pencil. You cannot use a pen,
The only way is with a knife when danger is your friend
And some may call it stupid, some may call it dumb
But all the same we play this cause it's so damn fun!

Oh! I have all my fingers
The knife goes Chop Chop Chop
If I miss the spaces in between
My finger will come off
But all the same I play this game, cause that's what's it's all about!

Oh! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop!
I'm picking up the speed
And if I hit my finger
Then my hand will start to bleed!
*slams knife down and raises arms* YES!

J: H-how did you...?

T: *shrugs* No idea.

I dare Jason to do the cinnamon challenge.

J: NO THANK YOU PLEASE NO THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE PAINFUL...

T: I did mine!

J: YES BUT YOURS DIDN'T CAUSE BODILY HARM.

T: I'LL GO GET THE CINNAMON!

J: NUUUU! :S

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T: OOHHHH JJJAAASSSOOONNN!*holds out spoon*

J: plz no.

T: Just do it! I got water too!

J: Okay fine. *takes spoon and puts in mouth* *waits a second or so* *sputters* *cough* *gag*

T: *hands water*

J: *grabs and drinks fast* &@#$!%^&*^ MOTHER @#$!%^&*( IN #$%^!&*(*&^% OF A &!@#$%^&*I'M GONNA !@#$%^&*(ING PUKE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME. OH GOD I THINK I BREATHED SOME IN F****!!!

T: O.O Holy sh-t Jason.

J: *coughs hard* *tears up*

T: Is it really that-

J: DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE *cough* CINNAMON.

((I actually googled the cinnamon challenge. I came up with gagging, vomiting, and in a lot of cases pneumonia and breathing problems. He's not overreacting xD))