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Eat a bucket of Ice-cream

T: WOOOOOOOOO!

J: ...*sighs*

T: *magic ice cream bucket appears* I'm ready!

J: Where did that-

T: *hands spoon* DOESN'T MATTER LETS DO THIS.

J: ...Alright then.

*afterwards*

T: *shaking* MORE.

J: o.o

Make a gingerbread house.

T: OH YEAH. WE'RE GONNA DO THIS. THIS WE ARE GOING TO DO. WE CAN DO THIS JASON. LETS DO IT. YEAH. WE'RE GONNA MAKE A F-CKING GINGERBREAD HOUSE. F-CK YES.

J: ...Are you okay? o.o

T: I'M NEVER OKAY. NOW...HOW THE HELL DO YOU MAKE A GINGERBREAD HOUSE?

J: ...No clue. To google!

*afterwards again*

J: Okay so step 4 wasn't optional. Good to know.

T: IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

J: It looks like a-

T: IT. IS. BEAUTIFUL.

Eat as much sugar as you can.SUGAR.CANDY.CHOCOLATES.

 T: YES. JUST. YES.

J: Ohhh nooo....

T: *already stuffing candy in his mouth* HUFFY UP JAFON!!!! *spits out* agh...

J: *laughs* Whats wrong?

T: I forgot to unwrap them.

J: *laughs*

T: Shaddup. *starts unwrapping candies* Ew. They have spit on them now.

J: ...Well I'm gonna get some new ones for myself.

T: *laughs* What's wrong? You've had my spit in your mouth before xD

J: ...I'm not even gonna reply to that .-. *walks out*

T: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR AN ASS.

J: *comes back with bowl of candy*

T: *grabs candy bar*

J: *pulls bowl away* Get your spitty hands out of my bowl.

T: But you've got better candy! *puppy eyes*

J: No.

T: Pllleeeeeeaaaasssseee????

J: ....

T: *whines*

J: Fine. *hands*

T: Yay! *stuffs face*

J: *laughs* you look like a squirrel.

T: *through mouth full of candy* Shuff up.

J: *laughs and grabs candy*

*some time later*

J: Okay. We have literally eaten all of the candy in the f-cking apartment.

T: H-h-h-how are y-y-y-you so ca-l-lm?!

J: ...Tyler...Your drooling.

T: R-r-really? *twitches* I l-lost feeling i-in my face a few m-minutes ago. S-shaking too m-m-m-m-much.

J: I think you've had enough sugar.

T: NEVER ENOUGH SUGAR! *runs into kitchen*

J: F-ck. *runs after*

T: *opening bag of powdered sugar* WE DIDN'T EAT IT ALL.

J: *sighs and grabs Tyler* Thats enough.

T: B-B-B-BUUUUT-

J: C'mon *carries off*

T: *struggles* NOOOOOO!!!

((Sorry I've been so slow with these, I'm trying! >.<))

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