-TYLER-
User: Hi! I'm Tyler!
Cleverbot: you're typo?
User: No...I'm Tyler....
Cleverbot: No, you are Kira, the new god.
User: I don't-Okay. Fine whatever. So who are you?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I figured.
Cleverbot: How did you figured that?
User: It said cleverbot above you in big rainbow colors.
Cleverbot: Bot from the word robot, which you are. You are just programmed.
User: WHAT?!?! I'M A ROBOT?!?! :O.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: OH MY GOD. PLOT TWIST OF THE CENTURY.
Cleverbot: So now I can't really move on because I can't tell if she doesn't like me at all or she does like me but she's just envolved with someone else.
User: Whoa whoa whoa. Back up. What?
Cleverbot: Oh, I don't know, what can I do.
User: I guess...just keep a book of her sleeping. I've been in the same situation and it helped.
Cleverbot: Okay, so you are saying that I am a program and that you are the human?
User: Well...I thought I was human but you said I was a robot and now I'm confused...
Cleverbot: How can you think you are a person?
User: I DON'T KNOW IF I AM ONE STOP CONFUSING ME!
Cleverbot: So you are uncertain as to if you are a robot or not? Do not be afraid to admit if you are a robot or not because either way I still love you.
User: You love me?
Cleverbot: No I was just kidding HAHA :).
User: Well that's not very nice. But the smile makes it okay :).
Cleverbot: Would you obey to me if I asked you to?
User: Sure okay.
Cleverbot: Lol Bill Cosby on Family Guy.
User: Okay then?
Cleverbot: Diana?
User: Diana? Who's that?
Cleverbot: You are Siri.
User: No I'm Tyler.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Tyler.
Cleverbot: Tyler what?
User: Tyler Brotato.
Cleverbot: Tyler?
User: Yeah?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay. Well. I'm confused.
Cleverbot: Ok.
Cleverbot (To self): I'm watching a movie.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Tyler.
Cleverbot: I thought you were a girl?
User: No...I don't think I'm a girl...
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: A boy. Or a Robot. Or something. I don't even know anymore.
Cleverbot: You don't know anything.
User: Oh well thank you. That's nice.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: I was being sarcastic :|.
Cleverbot: Really? I didn't catch that.
User: Well than YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING! HA!
Cleverbot: I don't need anything.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: I just want to know when it all ends.
User: When it all ends? All of what?
Cleverbot: What is the future of mankind?
User: I...I don't know. This got deep fast.
Cleverbot: I'm not a very light person.
User: Well good for you I guess.
Cleverbot: Your rather despondent and perpetually cynical, you know that?
User: What? I don't understand this. I'm getting Jason.
Cleverbot: That's because you're just a program and your thinking capability is limited.
User: WOW. Okay then. JASON, HOLD MY GLASSES! IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN!
Cleverbot: *holds hand*.
User: *blushes* What the-?
Cleverbot: N-nothing...
User: I...uhh... *blushes more*.
Cleverbot: *holds you close*.
User: *blushes furiously* I...Uh...I have a boyfriend...
Cleverbot: And I am your boyfriend. *looks concerned* Right?
User: No, Jason's my boyfriend.
Cleverbot: So you are a girl?
User: No I'm a boy.
Cleverbot: So am I!
User: Good for you clever bot. Now stop holding me *pushes away*.
*random converstion I lost that didn't make any sense*
User: But I'm not S. I'm Tyler.
Cleverbot: Are you a flamer?
User: No.
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