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Ben:*is playing tea party*
Sally:can I play with you?
Ben:*looks at toby*
Toby:*nods head*
...JOIN THE PARTY GUUUUURL!
Sally:YEYYYY!!!!
Ben:*claps hands excitedly*
Sally::D
Toby:you are the queen
Sally:YEYYYY!!!!
Ben:*pouts* why dose she get to be queen?
Toby:because s-shes not a l-little BITCH a-ass elf like y-you
Ben:WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL M- *freezes *
*Microsoft noise**error noise*
---1,000. Years later-----
Ben:*unfreezes*so who's ready to start the party?
Sally:*bones*
Toby:*bones*
Ben:oh.......
[MICROSOFT version 2.4 has not been updated in 1000 years] [ERROR 404: EMERGENCY UPDATE STARTING...]
Ben:wow that was wei-
[Do not shut down this devise while Microsoft is updating]
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