Me:*microwaves shoe**
Jeff:...?**walks by** **sees the gang on the other side of the kitchen hiding with camera**
Masky:**waves Jeff over**
Jeff:what's going on?
Masky:we've been looking at her for weeks everyday she would microwave someone's shoe and it would turn into a live chicken
Me*takes chicken out of microwave*
Jeff:the fuck?
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