Me:*is being more neko than human*
*Clawing curtains *
Slenderman*walks by* *backs up* WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SCRATCHING MY CURTAINS!!??
Me...*cries* I cried everytem ;~;
STOP YELLING AT ME!!!! *cries more**claws curtains again *
*Claws couch * *claws rug *
+-+-----3 hours later--------
Me::D *licks nails *
Slenderman:*walks in sees everything clawed up* -_- *sprays me with water bottleMe:×_×
Iz ded
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