Me:*buys curtains*
Jaden:*is in shopping cart*
Curtains:*are bought*
Me:*gose home with Jaden*
*Puts up curtains in ruuom *
*Tail gets caught in curtains*
---------3 hours later-----
Me:*is wrapped up in curtains with the window thing knocked down*
Jaden:*walks by room*
*Stops **gose back to look at meh*
Me: :P curtainz no lik meNews reporter :*runs in room* WHAT HAPPENED TO GET U INTO THIS HORRIBLE ACCIDENT!??
Me:curtainz
*Is on the front of every magazine *
*Is on talk show*Lady:so what made u get into this mess?
Me:*is still wrapped up in curtains*
Curtainz :PRandom person:*le single tear* so inspiring
Me:*is in a movie *
*Whole movie is one second*
CurtainzRandom person:SO CREEPYPASTAZ R REAALALLLZZZ!!!!!!
Me:*thinks* nope *flies to mantion*
*Gose in living room **dumps cola on face* *passes out on floor*
Jaden:*looks at me*SO YOU COULD GET OUT THIS ENTIRE TIME?
Me:*shrugs shoulders*
Jaden: AINT PLAYIN YO GAMEZ!
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