Destiel One Shots

Jimmy Novak Annoys His Twin

"Go up to him, and smack his ass."

Cas turned bright red and punched his twin's arm. "N-no! I can't do that!" Jimmy smirked at him.

"And why not? Nothing's stopping you." Cas was taken aback by his brother's forwardness.

"B-because! It's not socially acceptable! What the hell has gotten into you lately?" Jimmy shrugged.

"I find being more expressive gets me what I want." Cas' eyebrow went up.

"You want me to go slap Dean Winchester's ass?" Jimmy nodded.

"No!" Jimmy raised a finger at Cas.

"If you won't do it, I'll borrow your clothes and do it for you." Cas blushed even harder and his face went cold.

"You wouldn't."

"Try me." They stared each other down until the bell rang. Cas and Jimmy parted ways and went to their separate classes.

When the end of the day finally came, Cas and Jimmy were walking to the bus. Jimmy nudged his brother with his elbow.

"What?!" Cas asked, annoyed. Jimmy pointed to a group of people talking to one another. "There he is." Cas started blushing again.

"No way."

"I dare you."

"No!"

"I double dog dare you." Cas was about to object but Jimmy raised his finger again.

"This has gone on two years. I will dress up and do it for you if you don't man up." He thrusts his finger at Dean, eyes not leaving Cas' "Now go slap your crush's ass."

Cas glared at his twin and turned towards the group. He walked up while blushing furiously. His hand raised and he delivered the blow, and just as quick as the blow landed he turned around and stomped towards Jimmy.

The group of people broke apart and Dean stared at Castiel walking away.

The football player blushed and his friend Charlie let out a squeal. She shoved at Dean and he looked back at her with a glare. "Stop it Charlie!" He shouted. She only smiled at him and squealed again.

"MY OTP!" She pushed a blushing Dean in the direction of the blue eyed boy. He looked back at her but she just said, "Go get 'em tiger." The rest of his friends stared at him like 'What are you waiting for?'

"Oh god he's coming towards me." Cas began shaking his twin, watching horrified as Dean Winchester started to step towards him.

"Jimmy! This is all your fault! You're taking my place in prison when I get charged with sexual harassment." Jimmy just smirked at his twin.

Dean's hand automatically went to his neck when he looked at Cas. "Uh, hi." He said. Castiel's brain exploded.

"Ew gross!"

[jk]

"H-hello." Cas stuttered. Dean was blushing then yelled, "ITHINKYOUREREALLYHOTANDIWANTTOGOOUTWITHYOU!" Then practically ran away.

"I THINK YOURE REALLY HOT TOO!" Cas yelled after him.

"And that, kids, is how I met your father."

Wtf did I just write.

Anyways, you guys should give me prompt cuz I don't know what I'm doing. I have like, two ideas.