Destiel One Shots

Dean Gets His Legs Waxed (Youtube!AU)

I watched Danisnotonfire's video where he got his legs waxed and this sprung to mind. Soooooo here you go.

"Hey guys!" Dean greets joyfully to the camera. "I know I haven't gotten a video in a few weeks so I wanted to make it up to you... by waxing my legs."

There's a jump cut in the video and Dean is quiet for a moment. "Save me." He says eventually. It jump cuts back to where it was before.

"Anyways, I don't know if you noticed, but I'm a guy, and I have absolutely no idea how to wax my legs, so I thought... Cas could do it for me." As Dean says this Cas pops his head out through the doorway.

"Ready to suffer, babe?" He asks, smiling. Dean rolls his eyes and pats the spot on the couch next to him.

Cas comes all the way through the door frame carrying a box and sits next to Dean.

"Hello everyone." He greets into the camera. Cas holds up the box with a smile, it reads 'smooth legs' in cursive script, along with the subtitle 'wax strips for the ladies'. Dean groans and puts his head in his hands.

"You're lucky I love you." He says to Cas.

"I know." Cas replies in a sing song voice. "Okay, lay down here." Cas gets off the couch, allowing Dean to lay down and look nervously at his boyfriend. "You can sit up if you want." Dean sits up.

Cas tears open the box eagerly. "Wow Cas, wanna slow down there buddy? Let's not rush to the pain in my impending future." Cas laughs and takes out the waxing strips along with skin wipes that are supposed to soothe the skin after it's waxed.

"Okay! Roll up your sweatpants and let the waxing begin!" He shouts joyfully. Dean reluctantly pushes his sweatpants up his left leg.

"You're way too happy about this." Dean states plainly. Cas laughs again.

Dean watches nervously as Cas places a wax strip on his mid-shin. Cas smooths it down with his hand and grins evilly up at Dean. "Ready?"

Dean looks straight into the camera. "The things I do for view-AHHH!" Cas pulled off the strip and now Dean is rubbing the smooth skin.

"Oh it's quite smooth isn't it?" Cas says absentmindedly as he too rubs the patch of missing hair. Cas takes the strip he just ripped off of Dean and holds it up to the camera. "That came from my boyfriend." He chuckled.

"Wait I wanna see!" Dean yelled petulantly from behind Cas. Cas hands him the strip. "Ew gross." He gives the strip back to Cas, who throws it away.

Cas gets another strip from where they were all sitting on the couch and sticks it on Dean's leg next to where the other one was. "Okay. 1. 2-" he rips it off and Dean lets out a shriek of pain.

"You didn't count to three!" He whines. Cas leans up and kisses him.

"I'm sorry baby. Maybe you'd feel better if you grew a pair." Dean scoffs as Cas smooths the next strip across his skin. Cas cups Dean's face and kisses him softly as he pulls off the strip.

"Mmph!"

Majority of Dean's left leg is now free of hair and Cas leans back, admiring his work.

"I like it smooth." He says, smiling.

"What? I thought you said it was sexy when it was hairy!"

"I like it both ways. You're always sexy to me, babe." Cas presses another chaste kiss to Dean's lips. Dean blushes and turns back to the camera.

"Well!" Dean says, his voice definitely not cracking, "That's all for today. I hope you enjoyed watching my boyfriend abuse me. Make sure to check out his channel! Like. Subscribe. Leave a comment. Whatever you do I'll see you guys later!" Dean stops the recording and smiles at Cas.

"I love you."

"I love you too. Wanna go get dinner?"

"You always knew how to read my mind." Dean smiled and stood up, pulling Cas along with him by grabbing his hand.

They got Chinese, by the way.