Somewhere during a World Conference...
Canada (America): *blink* Woah, am I Mattie?
Prussia: Hey Birdie. *Smooches*
Canada (America): AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE FAK?
Prussia: Birdie?
Canada (America): Dude that is so not cool-
America (Canada): EEEK! I'm very sorry but I must ask that you refrain from showing such affection towards me England.
England: o.e Wat is wrong with you America?
America (Canada): I'm very sorry but I am not America, I'm Canada. Everyone always confuses me for him because we look similar.
Canada (America): MATTIE! WHY ARE YOU IN MA BODY?
Prussia, England, & America (Canada): WHAT?
Prussia: So I just made out with America?
England: AND I JUST BLOODY KISSED YOUR BROTHER?
America (Canada): So I really am America...
Canada (America): IGGY DO SOMETHING!
England: America I know you think you sound quiet but your extremely loud.
Canada (America): Oh.
England: *flicks wand* Magical Fixo!
America: I'm normal again! *Smooches England*
Prussia: And I have mein Birdie back. *Smooch*
Canada: *HEAVY BLUSHING*
--FIN--
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Hetalia Crack
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