After a world meeting, America and Japan decided to get some McDonalds. America was given the wrong size of fries...
America: Aw dude they gave me the wrong size of fries. I ordered a large!
Japan: Isn't that a rarge? It is very rarge.
America: *Facepalms* No dude this is a small.
Japan: It's so big to be a smarr.
America: Well here in America everything's extra sized. *Wiggles eyebrows*
Japan: ARRRRRRR
America: Pfffft... Only messing with you dude. But America is large, ever seen Florida? It's pretty big.
Japan: No...
America: You wanna... *Moves hands towards pants*
Japan: NO I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR EXTRA-SIZED FLENCH FLIES!
Everyone Else: O.o wtf?
Japan: *SOOOO MUCH BLUSHING RN*
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