America: OH BOY IT'S CHRISTMAS! *Turns on le christmas radio*
Song Playing: Strokin' my, lickin' my, suckin' my-
Finland: *magically appears* WRONG CHRISTMAS STATION! THIS IS NOT SUITABLE FOR YOU INNOCENT AMERICA!
America: o.e Wat?
Finland: BYEEEEEE! *Le teleports*
America: What the fak?
Author-chan: But that's the best verse of the song. *le sad face*

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Hetalia Crack
RandomFull of random shit that my mind pumps out. This is all for shits and giggles and is being pumped out of my brain. Crack Hetalia at 3 am. Deal With It.