England: I'm a bloody pirate ye' wanker.
America: -_- You're still drunk off your ass from the last chapter aren't you.
England: Fuckin' pink fairies everywhere. 0.0
America: *Facepalms* What the actual fuck.
England: Oh yes Flying Mint Bunny I will go with you to Neverland.
America: Whhhaaaaat the Fuuuuuuuck. o.0
England: Hahahahaha....
America: FRANCE!
France: Yes mon ami?
America: FUCKIN' FIX THIS SHIT! AND NO SEX FOR YOU.
France: It will wear off eventually. Unless you want me to take him off your hands.... *Insert le rape face*
America: Okay Goodbye France get out. *points to door*
*In the background*
England: Lalalalalalala.... Hello Canada! When did you get here?
Canada: I crashed here last night.
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Hetalia Crack
SonstigesFull of random shit that my mind pumps out. This is all for shits and giggles and is being pumped out of my brain. Crack Hetalia at 3 am. Deal With It.