'I'm A Bloody Pirate!'

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 England: I'm a bloody pirate ye' wanker.

 America: -_- You're still drunk off your ass from the last chapter aren't you.

 England: Fuckin' pink fairies everywhere. 0.0

 America: *Facepalms* What the actual fuck.

 England: Oh yes Flying Mint Bunny I will go with you to Neverland.

 America: Whhhaaaaat the Fuuuuuuuck.  o.0

 England: Hahahahaha....

 America: FRANCE!

 France: Yes mon ami?

 America: FUCKIN' FIX THIS SHIT! AND NO SEX FOR YOU.

 France: It will wear off eventually. Unless you want me to take him off your hands.... *Insert le rape face*

 America: Okay Goodbye France get out. *points to door*

 *In the background*

 England: Lalalalalalala.... Hello Canada! When did you get here?

 Canada: I crashed here last night.

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