Prussia: Vhy am I in jour basement Russia?
Russia: >///< Reasons....
Prussia: Vait- Vhaa.... OH MEIN GOTT AHHHHHH!
Russia: *Le face of rape*
Prussia: AHHHHHHHHHH I'M TOO AWESOME TO DIE!
Russia: o.e I'm not going to kill you.
Prussia: Oh okay, you gonna rape me?
Russia: BINGO! *Winks and points double fingers*
Prussia: AW HELL TO THE NO I'M NO UKE!
Russia: You are now. *seductive wink*
Prussia: Dammit.... Vhatever Jour still not as awesome as me.
Russia: We'll see about that.....
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Author-chan: *Drooling in secret corner with camera* I'M TOTALLY POSTING THIS SHIT TOMMOROW!
Russia & Prussia: *dramatic turns* GET DA FAK OUT!
Author-chan: T-T PLS NO!
Russia: NOW! *magic metal pipe of pain has appeared*
Author-chan: *Slowly inches towards door*
Prussia: *Throws Pipe*
Author-chan: AHH OKAY IM GOING!
*Camera left on floor unnoticed*
Autohr-chan: hehe.... POSTING THAT SHIT LATER.
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Hetalia Crack
RandomFull of random shit that my mind pumps out. This is all for shits and giggles and is being pumped out of my brain. Crack Hetalia at 3 am. Deal With It.
