Drunken England

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 England: Oh my god, I'm so drunk.

 America: *Pointing* Who gave this bitch a caprisun and told him it was alcohol?

France: *Raises hand* Maybe I did it.... And I might have filled it with mon ami's favorite wine.

 America: GOD DAMMIT FRANCE NOW I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF HIS DUMBASS HANGOVER YOU ASSHAT.

 France: I may have spiked your drink as well.

 America: GOD DAMN IT ALL!

 Canada: Sup Bitches.

 America: OH NOT YOU TOO!

 Canada: Oh you know it bro. *Magical Sunglasses Appear*

 France: Ohhonhonhonhonhon.... A foursome.

 All the others: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 France: I cri ery tiem. T-T

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