A'N: lol can you just imagine America and Russia hate fucking during the Cold War? XD
America: Nhggg... Russia.... Fuck you..
Russia: Ahh! Hate... You... Too...
America: Mhn... Feels good... But fuck... your policies...
Russia: You have such an ego... Haa!
America: Hng... Commie.
Russia: Shut up, idiot...
America: You- Hahhh...
*Francis walks in on America getting the Cossack Booty*
Both: *Turns Heads* WHAT THE FUCK?!?
France: *Rape smile* Honhonhon....
Both: AAHHHHHHH!!! GET OUT FRANCIS!
America: *Throws random burger*
Russia: *Throws pipe*
Both: *Sweatdrop*
France: *Walks back in* HONHONHON... *Leaves*
Both: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WTF? *Go back to hate fucking*

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