The not-so-cold War

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 A'N: lol can you just imagine America and Russia hate fucking during the Cold War? XD

America: Nhggg... Russia.... Fuck you..

 Russia: Ahh! Hate... You... Too...

America: Mhn... Feels good... But fuck... your policies...

 Russia: You have such an ego... Haa!

America: Hng... Commie.

 Russia: Shut up, idiot...

America: You- Hahhh...

 *Francis walks in on America getting the Cossack Booty* 

Both: *Turns Heads* WHAT THE FUCK?!?

 France: *Rape smile* Honhonhon....

Both: AAHHHHHHH!!! GET OUT FRANCIS!

 America: *Throws random burger*

 Russia: *Throws pipe*

 Both: *Sweatdrop*

 France: *Walks back in* HONHONHON... *Leaves*

 Both: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WTF? *Go back to hate fucking*

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