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how the host club handles the twilight series:

hikaru: "oh my fuck, bella, what are you even doing?"

kyoya: *throws popcorn*
//whispers//
"she should've chosen jacob."

honey: *pouts* "team edward."

mori: "fuck you guys, it's team jasper."

kaoru: *high fives mori* "whoo! thank god, i'm not the only one!”

haruhi: "am i the only one looking at alice?" *low-key acts lesbian*

tamaki: "haruhi! COVER YOUR EYES! they're--- they're---"

kyoya: "having sex? yes, we can see that."

kaoru: "boo, you whore!"

honey: "kaoru! this isn't mean girls!"

hikaru: "that renesmee baby looks fake as fuck."

mori thoughts: what the fuck am i here? i could have been marathoning----