Borderlands FanFiction ZeroXGrim

Chapter 12

Grim followed Zero into the bar, and sure enough, everyone but Gaige was drinking. Salvador, Axton, and Gaige were sitting at the bar, while Maya and Krieg were sitting at the table near Sir Hammerlock.

Axton, who is surprisingly drunker than Mordy, slurred, "hey guys, look it's the guy that won't show his fa-" he was cut off by Sal bopping Axton on the head.

Axton fell on the ground and slurred, "hey, what's that for? The ground . . . Is so comfy. I'm just gonna, lay here for a while. Wake me up, when September ends." Gaige said, "really Sal? You do this every time and I'm the one that has to get him home. Deathtrap, can you help me?" The robot flew over to Axton and picked him up by his leg and flew out of the bar. Grim turned to talk to Zero, but he wasn't there. Grim decided to sit by Salvador instead. She said, "so Gaige has a big ass robot named Deathtrap, please tell me he isn't as annoying as Claptrap" Salvador responded, "no, Deathtrap doesn't even speak, also Deathtrap helps out on the battlefield, unlike Claptrap."

Grim said, "well, I'm going to go meet the other vault hunters, I'll talk to you later." I walked over to Maya and Krieg's table and said, "hi, we never met properly met, I'm Grim." Maya said, "hello, I'm Maya, and this is Krieg." Maya continued, "he does talk, but when he does-" Krieg interupted, "NIPPLE SALADS!" Maya said, "he's a psycho" she continued, "oh yeah, try to avoid Tannis, she really likes sirens" Grim said, "yeah, I already ran into her, I don't think I've ever heard a woman talk so fast!" Grim and Maya laughed.

Zero sneaked up behind Grim and said, "so you met Maya / we should go on that mission / to get bullymong fur" Grim jumped and turned to look at Zero. She said, "don't do that, you scared me!" Zero grabbed Grim's wrist and started heading out the door and Grim said, "bye Maya, bye Krieg!" Maya waved and Krieg yelled, "STRIP THE FLESH!" Grim thought, "maybe that is how he says goodbye."