good vibes

introduction

hell o jell o

making a new bio because um why tf not

sue me

yo hoe

my name is whatever you want to call me. i've aquired quite a few over time :) most call me "your highness" or something because i'm frickin rad (not), but i'm open to anything within reason 

within reason

(for instance, as cool as "spicy galactic roadkill" may sound, i'm not sure it fits my current aesthetic. maybe later, though.) 

☆☆☆☆☆ <(five stars bc thats what i am)

i like the food

i like the plants

i like the moon

i like the tattoos

i like the books

i like the ocean

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my personality is like ??

like okay yes i know i may come off as rude and may seem like i think im superior and i may be kinda come off as an ass sometimes but please, i promise you that first impressions are actually very accurate and you should probz avoid me.

idk man like i try to be nice but i don't give any fucks so its a weird balance. im not like insensitive or arrogant i just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

nobody cares about that personality shit tho

now to list my many achievements. im kinda overrated tbh.

i like to say i have no talents but i do lots of things. i am fairly mediocre; a true jack of all trades, master of one. master of mediocracy.

i like to sleep and read and draw on myself. i would tell you that i like to write but then you will expect me to actually write and like hell nah i don't write who said that??

im a packrat

i collect things like leather jackets and bottlecaps and paper stars

its my one hobby and its lame

i am called an artist, and i make these lines on paper and people think its wonderful. it isn't. my art sucks

sadly i am very bad at the line/stick/doodle. the lines i make are never realistic lines, so my artwork has a graphic novel feel. that is okay though because i love comic books. i more or less lived off of comic books and coffee all of 2015. that's basically all there is to say about my life lolz

another passion o' mine is music. buckle up bitches.

 i play the radio very well, in fact i am an expert at it. nah, i'm joking. they don't play good songs on the radio around here.

i actually play acoustic and electric guitar, and am currently "playing lead" and singing in my ~solo work~* but mostly i just make strange noises and bluff guitar solos. 

*i was in a band but they kicked me out cuz i forgot we had a drummer and recruited a new one. also i missed a lot of practices cause my lazy ass was passed out** playing call of duty so lolz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

**my lifestyle is totally healthy. i eat like two bowls of cereal and some candy and shit, and i sleep or play COD all day. #healthnut #healthylyfe #i'llbedeadbeforei'm30ifikeepthisup¯\_(ツ)_/¯

anyhow

i dabble in keyboard, but i'm bad so i don't dabble very much. i say i am a bassist but i forget i only know one song (oopsy) but i still add it to my superimpressive list of musical instruments i have mastered (more like mediocre list of instruments that sometimes make the music sound).

now that i'm done tooting my horn (dude i'm pretty good at tooting my own horn..i should add that to the list above), i guess i can list off my fav music geniuses (other than myself hurhur)

>all the ones i like cuz im too lazy to post them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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i literally wrote this whole thing at 4am one morning ages ago when i hadn't slept in X number of days and rereading it i cri

im not even gonna edit it or finish it so here laugh at me

note the part where my entire being is laced with sarcasm and existential sorrow