good vibes

tag + serious life conversation

Do i have a crush? no. i am immune to love. my heart can not compute the illogical sequence. i strike horror in the hearts of men. there was an earthquake. i'm invisible. i can't hear. i dropped all my money. i have lots of excuses.

actually i do. he's super cute, and hot, and has lovely hair. he's a really talented musician too.
and also famous.
and out of my league.
and probably not single.

middle name? i wish it was zoid. it's not.

height? short. i can't touch my basement ceiling.

shoe size? idk whatever fits the foot

eye color? boring.

last time i cried? i'd say march 22nd but it was probably more recent than that. i used to be a nice person who never cried, now i'm a broken asshole who cries enough to drown her pathetic city.

biggest fear? the fear that i will not exist. also i don't like bugs. i mean, i like dead bugs in glass cases but not bugs on my floor, you feel? i wouldn't say i'm afraid of bugs but i can be depending on the bug. some bugs are cute. some not. (lookin @ u cockroaches)

last song? last song i technically heard was northern downpour, by panic!, but i was playing guitar and singing it. last "official" song was calling in silent, himsa.

last person texted? haven't texted anyone back. most recent received was my bandmate who texted me like a hundred messages saying 'rick rick, pick up the phone, dick' (such a way with words)
and they called me at least twice. i didn't answer because i hate my ringtone and had it silenced. that, and i'm a shitty friend.

favorite app? skeletor soundboard. no explanation needed.

hmm what's that bottom part say? tap 20 acorns? lol okay, if it insists....since i obviously can't read that bottom part i guess i'm done :) :) :)

Life talk time

its not a life talk i just wanted to show you my shopping list
its all shirts

i want these shirts someone gofundme to get me these
jk gofundme is a scam. send me your credit card # instead

neeeeeed need need

its true tho

i'd wear this to annoy people

and this one too. i have dibs on myself. mindblown

this one though because my nickname is richard. i would wear it proudly

also i need that "lick my legs" shirt that grace showed me but i don't have a pic. it is one fine shirt though :')

so. credit card #s pls