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{artifacts} art + facts about yours truly

publishing note: I wrote all this at like 3am last night so it may or may not make sense. I think it's an accurate depiction of my poor brain at 3am.

i don't sleep so i drew art
it is late night art and isn't good but accept it

also new drawing program. haven't done much digital art and without a stylus it kills.

it's one of those "meet the artist" things but i'm not running an art account so it's "meet the face behind the memes"

"""disappointing rocks"""
it's based on some tumblr "meet me" challenge thing. i captured my face really well i think. bored expression, poorly done makeup, messy hair. the crown, the sparkles. it's so me. especially the forehead. the eyes.

tired of existing

and also the shitty capital writing is my handwriting because i suck and so yes.

let me explain my dislike aka fear of hamsters and other furry creatures.

mice: i caught one and it bit me once
chinchillas: i just don't like them. don't need a reason. they make me want2die
hamsters: their eyes scare me
flying squirrels: like bats > but not bats > fakeass posers
guinea pigs: make me weep tears

bonus: the "flipside" of the card. it's shitty. and tiny worded. good luck.

black eye makeup bc goth. goth is always a reason

i call myself goth ironically but i probably won't like quote poe at you or anything (i mean i will but it will be ironic. which makes it not goth)
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in related news i'm shameless ville valo trash according to this incriminating screenshot

like 50 suggested pins are all ville valo i have to laugh
he's my aesthetic now
also wtf happened to my beanie like his that i've always had. it was like identical and now it's gone i must hide in shame

this is just becoming a personal status update so here have this story,,

i went to an ibanez guitar dealer today mhm mhm very nice. the guitars were all perfect, i weep.

anyway they were on a high up rack and i got them down no trouble, just had to jump a bit, grab the guitar and yank (i'd be a killer basketball player. js.)

but after playing, i was putting the rg570 aka the slippery eel model back up on the rack

and

i was too short (the start or end of every story smh) and missed the rack and dropped the guitar.
i managed to catch the guitar but it made a really loud crashing noise and almost knocked down a few others and that's the story of how i gave a bunch of musicians heart attacks and am now probably banned from the shop permanently

not my fault they didn't have an elevator lift geez.

you know i was thinking and at least we know i'm not a demon because the amount of salt in me could kill like, a demon army. at least i can sleep without fear of ghost watching me sleep
damn ghosts

also
i have a headache but i can't find asprin and it's 2am raise your hand if you think nyquil will help. i'm no doctor but i did stay in a holiday inn express last night

i didn't i just wanted to say that